Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda


A group of country music’s biggest stars have a message for terrorists: you can’t hurt America by blowing up New York City. More coverage at: www.onion.com

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  1. Lame

  2. @hailmary7283 LMAO… I didn’t catch that, it’s fucking brilliant!

    “Drunk drivin the Tractor” Awesome!!!

  3. @LightningOverload It’s fake. Shut up.

  4. LOL the guys album is drunk drivin the tractor.

  5. “You can burn New York City to a pile o’ rubble… It ain’t gonna affect us much.”

    Either:
    A) You’re a goddamn idiot
    -or-
    B) It’s because you live nowhere near NYC, “Country” singer.

  6. “i dare you osama lol”
    no seriously i wanna catch a damn terrorist and cheese grate his nutsack and all of his limbs off until he fucken tells me where the fuck Osama is so i can do it to him too, besides there is a 78 million dollar bounty on him, i’d be fuckin set!

  7. Turn Texas to toast, CIA! Ontario will rebound and rebuild.

  8. The Onion has a full version of this song up on the website.

  9. @NemesiXProductions this was put up on the net over two and a half years ago so proboably not.

  10. omg did she just say obama? instead of osama? LMAO!

  11. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! The Onion is friggin a blast, I swear. And the thing that really pushes it over the top is the level of production adn quality…you’d swear it was a real segment! Ha ha ha ha ha……

    ‘It’s Time for Judgement Day!” Whoooo!

  12. the recording studio was later bombed

  13. 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB WATCH ZEIT GIEST

  14. @thevideoman9 On my T.V its 9,316 its a 24 hour news loop like cnn

  15. @alexbleks Guess you haven’t been listening to “country” music the past 30 years…

  16. WTF this aint country… why the hell do they call it country?? ITS POP FFS”!!!

    Get ol Waylon back!

  17. Those terrorists tried to get us
    Drop them planes from out the sky
    But id didnt stop America
    When them New York..people died
    LOL

  18. @edwardtarr1 yeah and bush staged it all because he secretly craved for a second vietnam…

  19. In Bethesda, MD, Seven Mangled in Freak Mangling Accident – LOL

  20. @edwardtarr1 Oh, man I must have been wasted the first time I saw this, I missed the demographic undertone made between the hicks, and NY people.

  21. @YouWastesTube 911 was an inside job

  22. why couldnt the twin towers have been in nashville huh am i right people cmon

  23. Anywhere you can get the lyrics for this? I know they have the full version in .mp3.

  24. Great !! Take a Bow…
    Cheers

  25. It’s about time this was made fun of. Every time I go someplace where they play “the country channel” showing country performances. they constantly talk about 9/11, like its yesterday’s news.

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